Polygamists Receive NCLB Blue Ribbon

We don’t care if you practice polygamy, indenture women or force your young girls into marriages with old men - you raised your test scores!

In what has to be the strangest story of the myopic vision that is No Child Left Behind, a charter school located in the polygamous community of Centennial Park, Arizona has been named a “blue ribbon school” for their efforts to raise test scores.

I guess it doesn’t matter that polygamy is illegal or that Centennial Park is a religious community and charter schools receive state funding - their test scores are up!

I mean really, are we honestly becoming this stupid?

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